I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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