if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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