you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just puked most of my soul out..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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