Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Vodka?
Forever.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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