if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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