that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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