Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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