There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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