Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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