I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Holy shit dude........stairs
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