people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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