you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Alive.
So much puke
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
