Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
