i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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