just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
These tits shall not be calmed
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