The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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