he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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