so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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