I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Still dying that you shit outside
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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