11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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