The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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