...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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