how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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