The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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