he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
please come you make the beer taste better
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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