It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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