he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
did i walk over a car last night?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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