is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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