we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
