TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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