he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
So vagazzling was a success
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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