I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
And then he peed in my hair
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