no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Two words: nipple clamps
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