belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so let's talk penis.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He did a backflip because drugs
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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