don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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