Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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