I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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