Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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