my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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