Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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