i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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