yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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