how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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