Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
there's paper in my vomit.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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