let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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