i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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