Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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