were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Randomize
