If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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