TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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