He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
