Who did Billy Mays play for?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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