Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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