Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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