You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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