The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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