Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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