my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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