Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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